The continent of Kibonia.
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Artist's conception of our solar system.
- Kibonia is equidistant from McDonaldland and The Land Of Dairy Queen.
- Kibonia is roughly the same size as Antarctica, but only in Mercator projections.
- Kibonia is not a country, it is a continent with several countries. However, most of the countries are governed by the same ruling body.
- Kibonia's chief export is beables, and their chief import is cardboard.
- The gross national product of Kibonia is three and a half trillion new schwas ('nuhs').
- Web domains in Kibonia (.KB) are available for only fifteen schwas a year. They can be reserved forever, provided that payment of fifteen schwas per year is received in advance.
- Kibonia® is a trademark registered with the Kibonia Office Of Trademarks, Patents, And Other Circled Letters. Mentioning Kibonia® without permission is subject to punishment under Kibonian® law, including jail, exile, or being forced to proofread government documents.
Kibonia's only newspaper. We bring you all the news. There is no escape.
Vol. 601, #1
Xestel breaks ground on new phone HQ
Financial crisis in Heftia
Diamonds not discovered in Elastia
and other news for Ednesday, Arch 1, 1233
Vol. 601, #2
Copy Editor Repels Durian Rebels
Leader Kibo Survives Car Crash
New Phone System Fails Ahead Of Schedule
and other news for Uesday, Ebruary 23, 1234
Vol. 601, #3
Times Resumes Publication After Suspension Of Martial Law
Nuclear War Does Not Destroy Kibonia
All Computers Everywhere Explode Simulatenously
and other news for Hursday, Ovember 18, 1234
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