Kibo's Virtual Reality Tour

Seen at the Children's Museum

Kibo says:

I went there with several Kibologists. We weren't allowed in some of the exhibits because we weren't little enough. Waah!




Amateur Junior Geldings Ribbon

"Amateur Junior Geldings - Level Two."

There's only one thing I'd less like to be than a regular gelding...

(Bin o' ribbons in "Recycle" shop)




Schachticoke Fair Gymkhana ribbon

Awarded to anyone who manages to sit through the movie "Gymkata" without giggling.

Also note that it's from Schaghticoke (New York State). We always used to make fun of that town's name when I was growing up in Schenectady.




Cap'n infinity up to the elbow in E.T.s The E.T. Frieze

I dared Cap'n Infinity to stick his arm into E.T. up to the elbow, and he did. And he didn't even have to pay the five cents.

(The "Recycle" shop. Apparently the local Parker Brothers factory over-estimated demand some twenty years ago and nobody can get rid of these.)




Adults Are Welcome, Children May Exit Below

It's like a Roach Motel, only for grown-ups.

ADULTS GO IN BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT!

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!




Don't Climb The Lobster

Okay.




Dog with a suitcase handle

New Dog-In-A-Briefcase!

(From a list of different types of life preservers. Type 4 is apparently a dog.)




doll undies

Actual size photo of Calista Flockhart's underwear.




the new Erector

You can't read the tiny lettering, but it says "THE NEW ERECTOR".

No... comment.




Please leave golf balls in raceways

Okay.




really old cardboard milk

Let's see, do I want the fresh two-dimensional milk or the skanky old three-dimensional milk?

(In a pretend bodega. Kids were grabbing the plastic eggplants left and right because they knew they were only plastic.)




I am thinking hard.

I am also thinking hard because I am trying to figure out why I am looking at this.




Poetry Wall

The giant refrigerator door after the Kibologists tried unsuccessfully to make a sentence.




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