Newsgroups: sci.geo.geology,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: S4 Date: Wed, 8 Dec 1999 04:04:12 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com In sci.geo.geology, Manley Hubbell (Manley.Hubbell@hubert.rain.com) wrote: > > Monday Search4_S... & Black Bird's B ? > 40 scale > December 5, 1999 9:59 A.M.PST 10 MEN 4 MAC > Ok?/? the /\/\ark thats being attempted \/\/ill be > this was conPILED after what gets uploaded tomorrow > if everthing goes as currently planned? Which may be doubtfull? > --------------------------------------------------------------- Has anyone else ever wondered what would happen if Manley Hubbell were to cross-polinate with BIFF? I think the resulting genetic hybrid of the two would look something like... Manley Hubbell, only more lucid. > Ok2? My search4 a triagulation fix ( in Europe ) met with > the Alert! Error and was abandon for this week. I would go > searching for the radio wave from MARs if i knew where to > look for that at, tho i DO NOT! My best guess would be to > stick to ISaAC's Understanding Physics: [ I DON'T ] > I do believe however so me its a matter of faith NOT > understanding ... or first hand knowledge. {not opposed} > ======================================================== You forgot to work exactly one pair of and <> in with the (parentheses), [brackets], and {braces}. However, you're doing just fine at using every possible form of ersatz capitALiZATION with THe saMe SENTENcE. > Ok3 it was in Chapter 10 electrostatics on page 164 > where I left off last? week ? > " Another commonly used unit of charge --- in the mks > system --- is the COULOMB, named in honor of the physicist." > ... equal to 3 billion esu. > :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: B Scientists say it's impossible for bees to fly. However, occasionally a B will leave tire tracks as it drives across your screen. > Allright 3 Billion ESU so now wheres the ESU.web > hmm? there something called the "electrostatic unit" on page 164 > but thats the page i was on? I `poise its three billionths of > coulomb? ha? Alright if i must I'll read all of page 164 NOT > JUST paragraph 3! hmm? 1 esu ?= 2 billion electrons > at -4.8e-10 esu each < on average? > oh well > trying by names? > Du Fay // Franklin Coulomb // ? > Otto von Guericke [German] // Stephen Grey [English] ? > Gilbert <1570> > ===========================================oh well Listen ? > Italian physicst Alessandro Volta (1745-1827){pg168/178} /// > Pierre Curie ( 1880 ){pg169/148} /// > Michael Faraday see page 165 ? > ------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, a few words there were kind of comprehensible. Okay, Manley, who's your ghostwriter? > hmm? " Imagine two electrons one centimeter apart. Since each > has a charge of -4.8e-10 esu, the total force ( of repulsion, > in this case ) between them, using Equation 10-1, is > ( -4.8e-10 )^2 or 2.25e-19 dynes. > ??????????????????????????????????? > well just where dynes came from when all i saw was esu > I donno. maybe next week for now brain chemistry = -4 again > My ideas more along these lines? `poise i bet on my one > really fast electron theory? What repulsion would exist > between itself & itself one centimeter away? Comes to mind > the Quickness of the electron vs the slowness of force. > so the electron itself may occupy both positions a billion > times B4 the 2.25e-19dyne force has had time to act even once? > ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ERROR: DIVISION BY SURPRISE BONUS SPACE WHICH MIGHT CONTAIN ZERO OR MIGHT CONTAIN *A* *NEW* *CAR*!!!! > obviously restatements called for. Space(s) [empty] {EMPTY} > gets occupied by electron which upon entry must effect []{} > such that spaces are contracted ( [] {} ) > or puffed out ([ ] { }) > such that the character Dyne Force appears ^ there? > see? what's inplied?/? the Force exists in the space > and those would repell yeilding ([ ] { }) > or even [( ] { )} > an extreem example of much FORCE Ah, I ([{ }]) see. {}{}{} ALWAYS REMEMBER, REAL SCIENTISTS ALWAYS KEEP THEIR BRACKETS THREE FEET TO THE RIGHT OF THE STUFF THEY CONTAIN. WHICH IS THEN OMITTED. > I see no reason why ONE electron would find its own > ? mirrowAGE ? repulsive. I can see why & how it would make > the character string Dyne A. Force appear in some space?/? > ___12:38 A.M.PST _Line 62 yeah pretty serious about the above This is the most serious article I have ever read about "Dyne A. Force". -- K. I'm waiting to see the less serious ones. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Dumb Y2K-related Quote of the Day X-My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Wed, 8 Dec 1999 11:06:14 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com I swear I haven't edited this at all. > To most Egyptians, Y2K problem is incomprehensible > > CAIRO, Egypt (AP) -- The Problems of the Year 2000, as the Y2K bug is > known in Egypt, seem a light year away for the men puffing on water pipes > in a small cafe in a Cairo slum. > > ÊÊ"Let me first solve the problem of 1999," declares 50-year-old > Fat'hallah Mohran. > > ÊÊA quick briefing about the computer malady that has consumed much of the > Western world only confuses him further. Some computers can only read > two-digit years and if they're not fixed they won't work properly in 2000, > when they will assume "00" is 1900. > > ÊÊThe same ignorance can be found all over Egypt, where many banks, > companies and government services are computerized, but where nearly half > the adults can't read and the majority of the 60 million population lives > below the poverty line. > > ÊÊAnd that's exactly how Egyptian authorities want it to be, to avoid > millennial hysteria. You heard it here, folks. HYSTERIA CAN BE PREVENTED BY MAKING PEOPLE POOR AND ILLITERATE! The article then continued, but the damage had been done. -- K. In other news, yesterday CNN informed me that, hundreds of years in the future, people will never need to eat, just like in the utopian fantasy "Soylent Green". ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Dumb News Quote Of The Day, 12/9/1999. Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 07:50:13 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com Airbus is planning to build a new "super" jumbo jet, which, according to CNN Headline news, "will seat between 450 and 600 different passengers." I'M TIRED OF THOSE OTHER JUMBO JETS FILLED WITH CLONES! -- K. 450 and 600 different passengers... EVER? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: UPN Considering 15-Minute Shows Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 06:45:57 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com The Associated Press wrote: > > NEW YORK (AP) -- For people whose attention spans can't take a > 30-minute comedy, the UPN network is looking to cut that in half. "Hey, are you too big a bozo to be able to sit through a full half hour? If so, then UPN is the network for you! UPN! We don't care how stupid you are!" > UPN is considering airing some 15-minute shows next fall. It has > ordered the development of a handful of quick, slapstick comedies, > in the tradition of the ``Three Stooges'' shorts. But a 15-minute "Three Stooges" show requires a _long_ attention span. I mean, that's a total of forty-five stooge-minutes, assuming we only count the Three Stooges as three stooges and omit Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe. > Fifteen-minute shows have been out of fashion in television > since the 1950s; most programs run either 30 minutes or an hour. Except for the ones that don't. Like "Space Ghost Coast To Coast" and CNN Headline News. "Give us fifteen minutes, we'll give you half the news. Give us fifteen more minutes, we'll give you the same half again." > There's no guarantee UPN will schedule the shows, spokesman Paul > McGuire said. But the network is experimenting with different ways > of appealing to its target audience -- teen-aged boys and young men > -- who are notorious ``grazers'' with the remote control. YEAH AND OUR RESEARCH SAYS THAT ALL MEN MUST LIKE THE THREE STOOGES BECAUSE CERTAINLY NO WOMEN LIKE THE THREE STOOGES!!! > ``This is just a way to see if we can come up with something in > a non-traditional format that will interest that audience,'' he > said. Then behind him a little canary said "CHEEP! CHEEP! CHEEP!" and the bird was fired for editorializing. -- K. IT'LL BE JUST LIKE THE THREE STOOGES ONLY CHEAPER AND STUPIDER! So, how much do you want to bet that UPN's big innovation will be that it'll be three BLACK guys acting stupid? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: sci.chem,soc.history,soc.history.science,talk.religion.misc,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Posting all of European Sci ODYSSEY tour of AP Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 07:04:22 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology In sci.chem, soc.history, soc.history.science, and talk.religion.misc, Archimedes Plutonium (arc_plutonium@hotmail.com) wrote: > > (posting from Dalhousie Univ) > > I would like to post my entire detailed 50 pages of notes now, however, I have some business to attend to in the South part of the USA and I hate to ever be late for anything. So, sometime after the 20th of this month of December I will set aside time to > post all of the European tour. Oh, goody. Will you post it all jammed onto one line, or will you occasionally put in a line break like the single one in that wad of text? > Before I went to Europe I kind of figured that I would rarely be able to post from Europe. Face it, Canada/USA are the free-est and cleanest (nicotine smoke) places on Earth as of this moment. Antarctica. The Marianas Trench. The Vacuum Inside Archimedes Plutonium's Skull. > And my last few days in Europe was quite a story to tell you, quite a story, but I did manage to squeeze in and see, from the skin of my teeth, see the ROYAL INSTITUTION of GREAT BRITAIN IT'S NOT A ROYAL INSTITUTION, IT'S A PENINSULA! > where Faraday did his work and had his laboratory, and of my rush to get to the airport on time. I think Faraday was just rushing you to the airport to get you out of his lab. He couldn't concentrate with you hovering over his shoulder waving your arms and yelling "HURRY UP AND INVENT TELEVISION SO I CAN WATCH 'KNIGHT RIDER'!" > And in the last two weeks I see that I must now compile in detail a data book of this sorts: > > discovery .. name of scientist .. date time of work .. latitude longitude of work .. temperature when famous discovery > > for example: > > Atom Totality Archimedes Plutonium 7NOV90 43N 71W winter about 0 C > > Calculus Leibniz ?? 52 22N 9 46E ?? I see, so, in your system, "7NOV90" is a "date time". What day of the week is your bedtime? Also, are you still considering 1940 to be Year 00 in your Plutonium Calendar or have you switched to using Earth notation to communicate with us lower life-forms? -> On the same lines of reasoning it is best to base -> the calendar with a scientific event, with year zero as the year in -> which plutonium, our Maker was actually discovered. It was 14 December -> 1940 in the old calendar and 14 Dec 0000 in the new scientific -> calendar. Call that year in which it was discovered as the year 0000. -> Hence under this reckoning then 20 Apr93 becomes 20Apr0053, the year of -> iodine. The date of discovery of the Plutonium Atom Totality is -> 7Nov1990 under the old science calendar (Lucretius), but 7Nov0050, the -> year of tin, under the new scientific calendar. -- Ludwig Plutonium in "Ludwig Plutonium: The Chosen One" (1993), page 33 You should go back to using that form of dates because then you'd be Y2K-compliant. If you keep going around saying "7NOV90" your brain could crash at the end of 1999. (If it does, I suggest you reboot your brain by having one of your friends hit it with a sledgehammer.) > Such a huge data book needs compilation of all the famous science. Why? Because in an Atom Totality Universe where Superdeterminism rules, then science discoveries are chosen by the Gods and placed into the heads/minds of certain chosen people. Not only is the person chosen but the geographical site where the discovery is made. This book of data is important to > distant future scientists when they can visualize the 94 Proton Gods and 137 Neutron Gods of the Nucleus of 231PU deciding when and where on Earth the famous science is made. And then we can began to see and appreciate that famous science discoveries like Galileo's balls rolling down inclined planes, that humans discovering laws of science is a law-in-itself. Just as a ball is fated by laws of gravity to accelerate a specific amount, so also, was Newton fated to discover the law of gravity, not only a sp ecific place and time and temperature, but everything about Newton was fated. Then why the hell didn't Nature make you bright enough to write down the time of day and exact temperature where you made your discovery if it's so gosh-darned important and if Nature controls everything? Well? > And that these future scientists will see a pattern of science discovery, as waves sent from the Nucleas implanting famous ideas in the minds of chosen scientists. I hereby call dibs on referring to you as "The Nucleass" before Uncle Al does. > That they may even, if they get good at it, be able to somewhat predict what person and where geographical spot on Earth the next great physics ideas will come from. And also, will be able to correct past physics history due to some complex formula of physics history discovery. And if they get so good at this formula, it may be able to decipher as to whether Newton discovered the Calculus first or whether Leibniz discovered it first. This writing, as most of my writing is too advanced for the minds of my contemporaries who have a hard time even being convinced of the Atom Totality theory. And as I so often wrote, that I write for the future scientists who will have confirmed the Atom Totality theory and have all of that behind them. Why bother? If everything is "superdetermined", then it doesn't make any sense for them to try to see patterns because the great discoveries will happen anyway, no matter what the scientists do. They could just spend all day picking their noses and shouting "DOIDY DOIDY DOIDY" and they'd still make great discoveries. By the way, which nostril were you picking when you discovered the Plutonium Atom Totality around zero degrees Centigrade? -- K. P.S. Archie, you're The Nucleass. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: sci.bio.misc,sci.econ,soc.history,talk.politics.theory,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: "The Yugoslavization of USA; Unless Population is Controlled" book Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 07:57:05 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology In sci.bio.misc, sci.econ, soc.history, and talk.politics.theory, Archimedes Plutonium (arc_plutonium@hotmail.com) wrote: > > (posting from the beautiful Dalhousie University, Halifax Canada) > > I so much wanted to get this post off in the first week of December at ETH, Zurich but they installed "blockers" on their > computers due to the fact that I posted in a previous week from > ETH. Yes, Arch, we know all about the evil invisible flying blockers and nitches that are pursuing you and that "mavvv" person across the country. But no, it would not make a good TV-movie. Of course, I don't think there ever WILL be a good TV-movie, but even if there could be, your experience with the evil imaginary blockers and nitches wouldn't be it. For those of you who don't remember the "blockers & nitches" incident with "mavvv" last year, a repost is appended to this article. > The ideas contained herein are further conclusions of biological > sociological science laws if you have overpopulation without > wars or world diseases to mitigate the overpopulation. > > Looking at Yugoslavia and all of its troubles and war hot spot, that it is not just a one country problem but a major world wide trend. What happened and is happening to Yugoslavia will happen to the USA unless the world controls its population growth. Eventually Archie's 250-character lines will be so wide they'll be wider than the wide wide world and/or the world wide web. And then the Earth will fall off its axis and crash into the Sun, causing it to EXPLODE!!!!! And THEN we'll DIE!!! > --- quoting from my notes on my European tour --- > > In Munchen on 3DEC99 since it was dark and only thing I could do was find the hostel and go to sleep. I thought more about overpopulation and the dissolution and war in Yugoslavia and came to the thoughts of "The Yugoslavization Solution to the USA" Where in the future, still no laws on birthing and birth control > that the minorities of the USA, like in Europe become "children-rich" and to solve their problem of economic and political equity > to the dominant group of that country. And as the population of the minorities accelerates and catches up with the dominant group, like in Yugoslavia they break apart the country into smaller countries. An analogy for the USA would be for half of California and parts in between divided into several minority countries, also Arizona, Texas, New Mexico become new countries > one called Hispanola for example. And where large parts of Southern USA becomes Afmerica and the southern tip of Florida becomes Cubania or New Cuba, (like New York derives from York). And there would be a mobile ten-foot wide zone centered on wherever Archimedes Plutonium was at that moment. It would proudly fly the flag of Stupidia. > The dynamics at work is much the same as what happened in Yugoslavia as all over the world where a minority exists inside > a majority that they become children-rich, and whereas wars kept these countries in-one-piece by winnowing out the overpopulation, we no longer can count on wars to decrease population, nor even diseases for AIDS as an example is kept check by pharmaceutical > discoveries. People, whether consciously or subconsciously overpopulate when they cannot get economically rich they become > biologically rich and once a minority accelerates in population > it is only a matter of time when they contest or confront the dominant group for a break-up of the country into smaller countries. Call it the Yugoslavization of the USA provided if the USA allows continuing unchecked population growth. Having children should like a car be a privelege and not a unrestrained right of male/female. A law saying that we must get permission and licence to have children. Just like you have to get married to get a car. > The USA as in its past history has had the tendency of not analyzing a problem with any sort of depth. The USA looks at Yugoslavia and sees a war and disturbance of the peace, and thus, > because the USA likes to look out on the horizon with quiet and peacefulness, this Yugoslavia noise has caused the USA to go in there as well as the UN. But the UN itself does not realize the mechanics of overpopulation and without wars there will be big countries whittled down into smaller countries. Unless the USA, and the UN and other countries solve their overpopulation, remembering that wars nor disease will solve it, then, all of these big countries are heading for a Yugoslavization Solution. All b ig countries destined to become little countries. Except for Great Britain. It's not a country. It's a peninsula. > When you put rats in large cages and feed them, as their population increases, disallowing war or disease, what these rats will then do is congregate into separate smaller congregrations > (big countries become smaller countries) Arch, you have my permission to live in a cage separate from the other rats. > And so, the USA went into Yugoslavia with the sanctions of the UN with bombers. And I am not sure if this was the best and proper thing to do even with the UN sanctions. I do not know if a human-right-law exists saying that one group of people has the right to war upon another group without having the entire rest of the world immediately interfering? And then there's always the problem of the wacky neighbors and the pesky mother-in-law! I don't know, Arch. I don't think your ideas would work as a sitcom either. It wouldn't be funny "ha ha", just slightly funny "strange" and definitely funny "unfunny". > Some would say that the world has become a one-community and an age where nuclear war is possible that all hotspots are international concerns. > > But getting back to the USA propensity to see a hotspot of a trouble spot and its first reaction of go-in-there-and mow it down until quiet, may not be the best first reaction. But rather instead the best first reaction is to ask a question. Ask ourselves, is there a possibility that the USA will become a future Yugoslavia? To ask and give some answers does not take much time, really, perhaps a day or two and with further polishing in the future. Can this trouble spot occur in the USA that is Yugoslavia? And quite easily for the USA has several minority groups, and the USA has no overpopulation laws. > > And the world is closed to migration for solving overpopulation. Migration was the key solution to Ireland's periodic overpopulation until the 20th century. > > And in a biological-sociology sense, Canada of English versus French is a Yugoslavization of Canada, where the minority gains political power via _overpopulation_ of the minority I see, so, your definition of "minority" is any sufficiently _large_ population? Archie, I don't think I've ever said this before, but... YOU'RE AN IDIOT! > to eventually split off into a separate country or nation. When the world of nuclear weapons age is too dangerous for a war and when the drug-health care industries are too good at solving diseases, and where a world is too dumb, too stupid, too lazy to make children birth control laws, then, the solution to overpopulation is what happened in Yugoslavia, the disintegration of large nations into smaller nations. Or you could just try to make them stupider so that they'd be too stupid to ever make babies again. Just get them to be so stupid they can't have sex. ARCHIE, LEAD BY EXAMPLE!!! > I do not know how many nations exist in the world at this moment, and I hate to count tiny countries like Liechenstein or the Vatican district as separate nations. But roughly let us assume that the world as of 1999 has 1,000 nations in sum total. A THOUSAND NATIONS populated by NINETY TRILLION people TWENTY FEET TALL!!! > If the world continues with no laws, no barrs hold, no constraints on numbers of children that a female, or male or female/male can have. Where people can just breed like rabbits, then, I predict that those 1,000 nations in the future will become 3,000 or 5,000 nations. Wars in the past kept big countries together, but without the facility of wars to cleanse out an overpopulated country, then it is a matter of time that the big country dissolves into tinier countries. > > And a world where drug companies seem to solve the next "bubonic plague" or AIDS from decreasing the world's overpopulation. YEAH! TELL THE SCIENTISTS TO STOP SOLVING AIDS SO OFTEN! THEY'VE CURED AIDS TOO MANY TIMES ALREADY! > Then, what must happen is a large scale Yugoslavization Trend throughout the world. This means an almost assured busting and breaking apart of Canada and the USA and China and India. It also means that the overpopulated Europe of Germany, England, France, and Italy who in centuries past relied on wars to cleanse their lands, can look forward to a dissolution of their countries, provided they continue to allow unrestrained population growth. And rather ironic that Germany just came together in 1990 with t he wall torn down and East Germany uniting with West Germany. > > But if the world continues to allow unrestricted birth, allows overpopulation but does not allow wars to winnow out the overpopulation, then what must happen is what I call a _National > Implosion_ Wars are national and international explosions. Implosions occur where wars are not allowed and the consequences of implosions are a disintegration of a nation, and its national history into tinier groups of people and tinier countries. AND ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM SHALL RULE THE KINGDOM OF TINY PEOPLE! > Frighteningly, one could say that a Explosion is perhaps better than an Implosion for an Implosion destroys the national past history heritage of a nation. Consider if England were imploded into a hundred tinier countries, where each of these tinier countries rewrites its history and destroys the monuments and history of the past. Whereas after the World Wars England still had its "truthful" past history in check and safekeeping. Implosions wreck a heavier toll on a nations historical heritage. So, if lying is caused by population implosions, how do you explain all the plots of "I Love Lucy?" LUCY: Ricky, I should be in your show because I've had LOTS of experience in show biz. RICKY: I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people just died. > Humanity has never really touched on the problem of overpopulation and this is really remarkable because we see so few "wild areas" remaining in the world and we have nearly extincted a rough guessestimate of 1/2 of the world's species. Give or take fifty percent. > Soon the world will have no animals larger than a horse but all extincted due to the overpopulation of humans. And we have almost eliminated the rain forests as well as large animals. Especially what with those cavemen killing off all the dinosaurs and using their bones to make axles for their foot-powered convertibles! > Recently it was reported that humans now passed the 10 billion count and that received front page headlines ...in the SPECIAL universe where the word "billion" means "600 million". > but no actions from politicians. BILL CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GRABBED AN UZI AND TRIED TO MOW DOWN A FEW BILLION PEOPLE, DAMMIT!!!! > Do we have to have the entire surface of Earth look like some New Jersey suburb before politicians make population control their chief agenda? Must we lose everything *wild* and wilderness just to accomodate another 10 billion persons? Must we have food, petrol, even McDonald's food rationing before the world wakes up and starts to solve the worlds overpopulation?? > > What does it take to make people enact laws showing that childbirth is a "privilege" and not a right. > > In my European tour I have not seen any Yugoslavian countries except for their coastlines whilst making my way from Greece via > ferry to Trieste, Italy. And although Albania is not Yugoslavia, ...because Canada is Yugoslavia. > I will always remember the coast of Albania as treeless. Yes, every large tree on the Albanian coast is sawed down and used for firewood. A treeless landscape is rather impressive. And I did meet a gentleman from Kosovo on the train in Vienna heading for Germany. And he was eating a sack of peanuts imported from USA and I did not know whether he was going to be antiUSA or pro-USA for he did not talk much. I knew he was from Kosovo because passports are often examined by the officials on the trains. But I found out he was pro-USA and actually quite friendly for he wanted to give me a gift of three hazelnut wafers packages, and I profusely thanked him. And as the nice man handed you the hazlenut candy, he said, "In the USA, they have everything from soup to nuts. But here on this train, I give nuts to nuts!" > > file in > > http://www.newphys.se/elektromagnum/physics/LudwigPlutonium/ > http://www.galstar.com/~ichudov/ppl/ap/index.html AND REMEMBER, FOLKS, HE'S LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME FROM LUDWIG TO ARCHIMEDES, EVEN IF HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE HIS FILENAME. -- K. Now back to my important job overseeing the blockers and nitches. /////////// repost from last year ///////////////////////////////////////////// From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: OK. THIS is a dumb dream. Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.dreams.lucid Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1998 07:18:08 GMT In alt.religion.kibology and alt.dreams.lucid, "mavvv" (twodar@worldnet.att.net) wrote: > > James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote: > > > > [...some stuff that elicited a non-sequiturious response...] > > You are a writer, and you probably would be interested in the fact > that the US is filled with people who call their job: Air Sabotage. > How good are you at math? Maybe I was expecting too much when I expected lucid responses from people in alt.dream.lucid. Maybe I just naturally attract these people. Am I wearing a "HONK IF YOU'RE CRAZY" sign on my butt again? > If there are 50 states, and each state hires one person to patrol > the air space against nitches and aircraft blockers. Thirteen (13) > years later, the US air is filled with blockers and nitches. "blockers and nitches": Good folks in alt.religion.kibology, mark your calendars, we've just discovered a new catchphrase. MMM, SMELL THAT FRESH MORNING AIR FILLED WITH BLOCKERS AND NITCHES!!! OH NO! MY LAUNDRY HAMPER IS FILLED WITH BLOTCHES AND KNICKERS!!! AND KNOCKERS AND BRITCHES!!! (Now form a line, we must chase Benny Hill to the horizon in double-speed.) > Personally, I can't image how many of the nitches can be stored > on disc. ...using the convenient new Kodak Nitche Disk! You can shoot thirteen nitche photos a second onto one of these disks that stores eight of them! Kodak will NEVER admit it's a flop, just like the Advanced Photo System or PhotoCD! > Myself I am computer new, Gee, I had no idea. Tell Frank Oz I said hi, Yoda. > and I have scads of nitches stored on 3-1/2 inch discs. They must be small nitches. Real nitches need 5-1/4 inch disks, the kind that hold much more than 3-1/2 inch disks. > Would you like to help me figure this mathematical problem? Only if this is one of those "now take away two matches" problems, because someone needs to take away your matches. > How much money has the US people paid for the destruction of > the United States? Ten dollars for every occurrence of the words "Archimedes" and "Plutonium" in the same sentence. Plus the cost of all those floppy disks they have to use to do whatever the heck you're waving your mental arms about in your special little universe. > Who is calling their job: Burn the US flag, and every human > being who lives in the United States? I'm starting to think someone here smoked a polyester flag. > In 1999, you and me want to know how much money was spent, > and every person who has the job of destroying the US. I'm sorry, I'm too busy to talk to you right now. I have to go test my mind-control laser on a Furby. -- K. Usually I have to go LOOK for these people... P.S. Thomas's English Muffins are full of old-fashioned blockers and nitches. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Here's a KWIK KWIZ about NEW YORK CITY! X-My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1999 08:59:48 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com I've been doing a lot of travelling lately, for various reasons. I just got back from a day in New York City, and you'd hardly recognize it -- Times Square is not only 95% porn-free and 92% urine-free now, but also they got the glass dots in the roof of Grand Central Station to be translucent for the first time in a hundred years. So, for those of you who haven't been to New York City lately staring at the same goofy sights I have, here's a pop quiz designed to make you feel inferior. It'll shame you into humility as it proves that Kibo Cares About Stuff You Don't.(tm) Which exhibit at the American Museum of Natural History has a gift shop selling film cans filled with chocolates with the Harley-Davidson logo? 1.) The history of the history of time capsules 2.) The one on the evolution of bodyart from foot-binding to the Wonderbra 3.) The remounted apatosaurus, now with new improved head 4.) The Hall Of Biodiversity with the giant squid hanging from the ceiling 5.) The other end of the Hall Of Biodiversity with the giant squid sitting limp in a case 6.) The whale room that only cool people are allowed to go in that has a giant squid fighting a tiny whale 7.) The same one by the gift shop that sells plush 17" giant squids 8.) All of the above Which one of these is not an actual sign? 1.) NO FUN PASS 2.) DON'T BLOCK THE BOX FINE +2 POINTS 3.) THE LARGEST FOOD COURT IN MANHATTAN 4.) FOR RESTROOM PLEASE USE STAIRS 5.) KRAMER TEXTILE COMPANY 360 BRODWAY 6.) A SPEEDPASS IN YOUR HAND COULD COST YOU TWO FIVES 7.) NONE OF THE ABOEV Which one is no longer in business in Manhattan? 1.) Popeye's 2.) Buster Brown 3.) The Wiz 4.) Duane Reade 5.) Blimpie's 6.) none of the above Continental breakfast on the Delta Shuttle consists of: 1.) A bright yellow bagel and four cough drops 2.) A Cheez Whiz danish 3.) Raw toast 4.) A packet of Newman's Own French Toast Flavored Pretzels 5.) English Muffin Wedges with maple syrup dipping sauce 6.) All of the above and salmonella The hot new trend in Manhattan is: 1.) Putting an orange cone on top of your parked car 2.) Selling stolen MTA MetroCards 3.) Selling stolen Broadway City Video Arcade cards 4.) Dressing up like giant pink beans to promote E-commerce 5.) Pretending to run for office on a platform of banning Web forms 6.) All of the above -- K. Answers: 2, 4 (that sign's gone), 5 (there's still a Duane Reade on every block, and I saw a Buster Brown in Harlem), 1 (yes, a bagel and four Ricolas), and 6. Too bad I didn't have time to go to the Con Edison Energy Museum and the Sony Wonder Technology Lab to see which one has the most propaganda. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: sci.bio.misc,talk.religion.misc,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Some thoughts: life is fragile; view of death; Sci tour ODYSSEY Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 06:02:24 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com In sci.bio.misc and talk.religion.misc, Archimedes Plutonium (arc_plutonium@hotmail.com) wrote: > > Upon ending of the European tour I noted a few important thoughts of that tour ending. One was that I never knew that airflight protocol was 2 hours before boarding and I almost missed my > flight home and a few days earlier I had noted how smoothly I > connected on some trains that because of this smoothness, that > the Lord balances things and so I can expect some difficulties. I did manage to make my flight home with the help of an airport > facilitator in London. DAMN AIRPORT FACILITATORS!!! > And I thank him very much, but because of that smoothness, I then was separated from my one baggage Arch, I think you've been "separated from your baggage" your whole life. [Mr. Plutonium then launched into discussion of train restrooms which somehow segued into a discussion of the impossibility of evolution. Imagining that segue is a lot more fun than actually reading it.] -- K. So, now that you're back, how long until you resume your dishwashing job? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Law Awards Nominations Solicited Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 06:13:50 GMT Organization: www.kibo.com In misc.legal.moderated, Ted Frank (moe@Radix.Net) wrote: > > "ILawNY" (ilawny@aol.com) wrote: > > > > iLaw-NY is pleased to announce the 46th annual Internet Law Awards. > > I don't know. Seems to me it's been all downhill since the 1958 Internet > Law Awards. Back then, iLaw only came in bile green. -- K. Wake me when we get to the 1000th annual Internet something. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: I AM NOT A ROBOT! At least I don't think so. X-My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 04:39:28 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com I was just signing up with an investment Web site and it asked me to swear that I was "a natural person". I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS FORM OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST PEOPLE WHO ARE ROBOTS, HAVE ARTIFICIAL LIMBS, OR ARE JUST PLAIN UNNATURAL! -- K. I plan to become a robot on my 200th birthday, at which time I will also stop appearing in bad movies like "Hook". ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.comics.peanuts From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: The Final "Peanuts" Strip Revealed! X-My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 23:56:27 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology We've known for years that Charles Schulz doesn't want his "Peanuts" strip continued by someone like Jerry Scott after he dies. In fact, he drew the final strip, designed to end "Peanuts" forever, two years ago and it's been locked in his bank vault with his will. Until now. Today he announced that he is retiring at the end of this year (presumably to avoid having to make "Peanuts" Y2K-compliant.) Because the final "Peanuts" strip will be printed in only two weeks, it's just been rushed by bonded courier to major newspapers to be prepared for publication. It's still being kept under tight guard, but while I was in New York City this weekend I managed to sneak into the New York Daily News building (through one of the holes Terence Stamp made in the walls when they were filming "Superman II" there in 1981) and take a photo of the secret strip with my Minox spy camera. And now, I am breaking this scoop to you about the contents of the final "Peanuts" strip. It is a fairly ordinary strip, in the conventional black-and-white, four-tiny-panels format. Here is the final "Peanuts" strip, for December 31, 1999: PANEL 1: (Charlie Brown and Linus are leaning on that two-foot-high wall that surrounds their village.) CHARLIE BROWN: You know, Linus, this will be the best Christmas vacation ever... instead of procrastinating about my book report all vacation, I did it already so I can enjoy Christmas! PANEL 2: LINUS: Silly Charlie Brown, the Bible says there will be a nuclear war today! You didn't need to do your homework! CHARLIE BROWN: AUGH!! PANEL 3: (The top half of the panel is filled with a giant "WUMP!" in rounded, friendly letters. The bottom half shows Charlie Brown being knocked backwards by the nuclear blast. His feet are sticking up in the air with his shoes and socks flying off.) PANEL 4: (A desolate wasteland littered with dwarfish skeletons with giant, lumpen heads and stubby little legs. Snoopy has just emerged from the fallout shelter under his doghouse. He regards the skeletons of the "Peanuts" cast and a tear rolls down his cheek as he says:) SNOOPY: I want a chocolate chip cookie. -- K. Also, as a special tribute to Mr. Schulz, all other comic strips have promised to be drawn with extra-wiggly lines that day.