Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Lorentz's Circle Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 03:36:49 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.sci.physics.plutonium > In sci.physics, George Hammond (ghammond@mediaone.net) wrote: > > > > I'll say it again smart ass; > > Get off the thread. > > You're off topic and posting harassment. > > > > > > X-Complaints-To: > > wrenabuse@remarq.com > > > > > > Look for a mark somewhere else Frankie, this one will > > take you to court and kick your ass for you > > if you start following me around on the Internet > > and harrassing me. But that's the wrong address, Cubey. Your very own headers say > > X-Complaints-To: abuse@mediaone.net ...your Internet service provider says to complain to "abuse@mediaone.net", and this means that if you complain to any other address, the Internet Police could put you in Internet Jail! Along with all those people who ever listened to Napster! And that guy who once quoted a ClariNet article! So, stop not complaining to abuse@mediaone.net! "FrankR" responded: > > George, I'm asking you about a topic YOU posted, in the same > newsgroup you started the discussion on, in the same subject you > mentioned your "psychology research," by which you supposedly > mean your "discovery of God," which YOU proclaimed on this very > newsgroup. > > My service provider says you were a no-show at the appointment I > set up for you. You said you wanted to file an "in PERSON" > complaint, why didn't you? > > Now you're going to sue me? Two weeks ago you were going to > call the cops. Which is it? I can hardly wait for the next > threat -- maybe you're calling to call the President and have > him send a few nukes my way? Dear George Hammond, Please stop stealing Archie Plutonium's shtick. Also the fonts on your imaginary lawsuits aren't as nice as the fonts on his imaginary lawsuits. Of course, I haven't actually seen any of his, but he told us what the typography would have looked like if we had special plutonium-powered brains that could read invisible ink printed on edible invisible paper. Nobody will take you seriously unless you make your imaginary lawsuits as pretty as Archie's! -- K. Znlor jura Trbetr fnvq ur jnf svyvat na "va CREFBA" pbzcynvag uvf svatre fyvccrq naq uvg "C" vafgrnq bs "F", "R" vafgrnq bs "N", "E" vafgrnq bs "A", naq "FBA" vafgrnq bs "R". ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Lorentz's Circle Date: Sun, 18 Jun 2000 03:05:01 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com "Dag Right-square-bracket-gren" (d@c3.cx) wrote: > > James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote: > > > > Znlor jura Trbetr fnvq ur jnf svyvat na "va CREFBA" pbzcynvag uvf svatre > > fyvccrq naq uvg "C" vafgrnq bs "F", "R" vafgrnq bs "N", "E" vafgrnq bs "A", > > naq "FBA" vafgrnq bs "R". > > I just noticed "Cubey" is "Phorl" in ROT-13, which sounds way kewl. You may be the only person in human history to have ever said that Cubey sounds cool in any way, shape, or form. Especially the hexahedral form. I THINK THAT GUY MIGHT BE A BOZO! > Also, ROT-13d text reminds me of "Tlšn, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius". Please stop making fun of William Shatner's middle name. Also do not hack up this thread with high school cafeteria style tater tots. Thank you. -- K. SOYLENT TATER TOTS ARE MADE FROM TODDLERS!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Space Kibo Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 04:24:39 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com "Fantod" (fantod@geocities.com) pointed out this informative news story on the SpaceViews Web site: > > Company to Fly First Web Server in Space > Published: 2000 June 11 > 2:09 pm ET (1809 UT) > > A startup satellite company announced Saturday it is partnering with one > of the world's leading computer companies to put what it claims to be the > first Web server in orbit. Oh, good. It was always boring for those astronauts who were flying around in space without any pornography to look at. > SkyCorp said it will fly an Apple Macintosh G4 computer in an experimental > satellite it is planning to deploy from the space shuttle during a flight > next year. The announcement was made Saturday at the Silicon Valley Space > Enterprise Symposium in San Jose, a conference sponsored by the Space > Frontier Foundation that brought together space entrepreneurs and > potential investors. In fact, Bill Gates announced he is donating several billion dollars to launch EVERY Macintosh into space. > "This Web server will utilize standard computer technology, modified for > space," said Dennis Wingo, CEO of SkyCorp. "Apple Computer has agreed to > provide hardware and technical support to SkyCorp for this venture." Wait... Apple Computer provides technical support to someone now? > Users would be able to access the server using wireless networking > protocols, including a SkyCorp-developed variant of Apple's existing > AirPort wireless networking technology, as the satellite passed overhead. > The server would largely contain technology and hardware test data. Like about the results of tests to determine whether AirPort has a range of 100 or 150 feet. > Wingo, a veteran of various space projects, flew Macintosh II computers on > three shuttle missions, STS-46, -57, and -63, in the early 1990s. He says > that, to the best of his knowledge, these are the only Macs to have flown > in space. Sure, some of the astronauts have carried laptop computers running Mac OS, but everyone knows that laptops aren't REAL computers! Especially Mac laptops! Macs aren't REAL computers because Macs can't display color! > In 1998 NASA and SPACEHAB did implement a system that allowed researchers > to get "Web-like" access to data from their experiments on the shuttle. I plan to work that cutesy euphemism into conversation several times a day. "Where's the waiter with our food? I've been waiting forever! This restaurant is too Web-like!" "I can hardly make out the nipples in this centerfold. This pornography is so badly printed that it's Web-like!" "Wow! Tony Danza's got a Web-like new sitcom!" > However, that system used routers on the shuttle and the ground to > transfer data which could then be accessed by FTP, rather than a Web > server on the shuttle itself. Never mind that, when are they launching a Napster server? > However, the primary purpose of the satellite mission is not to place a > Web server in orbit but to waste money while happening to place a Web server in orbit. > test SkyCorp's satellite assembly technology. HINT: GLUE WORKS BETTER THAN RUBBER BANDS. There, I just saved them millions of dollars in research money. > The company is developing technologies to assemble satellites in orbit > that would be as fully-functional as existing satellites, but at a small > fraction of the mass and cost. ...and cost? But I thought they said it was a Macintosh. > The difference is that satellites today must be able to handle the high > vibrations and accelerations of launch itself, even though the satellite > will never again feel those forces once in orbit. "About 70-90 percent of > satellite costs go into launch ruggedization," said Wingo. "Launch Ruggedization." The thrilling new all-marionette TV series from Gerry & Sylvia Anderson! "Prepare to activate stage seven ruggedization!" yelled spunky Scott Scrunch as he moved his lips. Then the robotic arm lifted the satellite onto the roller coaster which took it to the hovercraft which moved it into position so the robotic leg could kick the tires on the satellite, which then exploded for fifteen minutes. Then there was a closeup of a puppet shaped like Martin Landau and children everywhere had nightmares for the rest of their lives. The End. > SkyCorp, based in Huntsville, Alabama, is currently negotiating a > memorandum of understanding with NASA to fly components of a satellite on > a shuttle mission next year. The satellite, containing the Web server, > would be assembled in orbit by the shuttle crew and then deployed out the > shuttle. > > If that test flight is a success, it opens the way to building large > constellations of such satellites, which could be assembled by crews on > the shuttle, International Space Station, and Mir. And they'd come in five different fruit flavors: raspberry, black raspberry, boysenberry, loganberry, and purple. > In the case of ISS, for example, Wingo notes that the satellites > could be assembled within the station and then deployed out the > airlock of Kibo, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! > the Japanese research module, which features a robotic arm that could > remove the satellite from the airlock without the need for a > spacewalking astronaut. Yeah, there's no need to send _people_ into space. But there's a crying need for Web servers up there. > By building inexpensive, superlightweight satellites in orbit, Wingo > believes it would be possible to build a satellite constellation of the > type proposed by satellite communications firm Teledesic for less than 10 > percent of Teledesic's cost, which has been estimated to be at least $9 > billion. ...but that doesn't count the cost of sending an astronaut up to push the reset button when they mysteriously lock up every 23 hours. -- K. They should also send up some Windows computers so that they could defend the free world with their Blue Screen Of Death Rays, which cause things that worked yesterday to never work right again. "The country 'RUSSIA' has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down..." ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Kibology. The last great mystery of mankind. Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 04:32:32 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com Jessica Lavarnway (jal@lavarnway.mv.com) wrote: > > I've followed this newsgroup for a long time (although I feel lost > enough that I haven't posted in two and a half, maybe three years > now). I want to know which is the most kibological: > > A. A three year old that puts Hershey's chocolate syrup all over the > carpet at three in the morning and then goes back to bed? > > B. A hamster that is the size of a Chihuahua? > > C. A turtle who is vegetarian? A. That's not chocolate! B. Depends. Is it the size of a hamster-size Chihuahua or a big one? C. They sell artificial cockroach flavor you can put on veggies to make them more palatable to fussy reptiles that don't like vegetables. However, I don't think anyone sells any sort of vegetable juice you're allowed to put on cockroaches to make them taste better. It's against the law for cockroaches to taste better. -- K. I finally got rid of the bottle of Mouse Maker brand mouse flavor that had been sitting around here for a year or two. It didn't really have any flavor. Frankly, I think they watered down the mouse juice. Couldn't they have at least diluted it with something that tasted like mouse juice, like Yoo-Hoo? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: God is pure Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 06:50:08 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com In alt.sci.physics.new-theories, Kurt Stocklmeir (kurtstocklmeir@worldnet.att.net) wrote: > > It is probably true God created extra curses against any theory God sent to > me about God and science. > > It is probably true there are curses against almost any person who knows 1 > theory that God sent to me. That's nothing. God will give A BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who knows all of my theories. A BILLION DOLLARS! So whatever you do, DON'T talk about my brilliant theories or else God will give you A BILLION DOLLARS. -- K. God prints his own money. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Heads up! Time to adjust your scorefiles! Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 04:12:47 GMT X-Complaints-To: Bob Hope Organization: http://www.kibo.com From a news site: > > AOLTV, a service for Internet access, e-mail and instant messaging that > uses a settop box and a TV screen, will begin on Monday. The service will > compete against Microsoft's WebTV for a piece of the growing interactive > TV market. Oh boy! A service that combines the BEST features of AOL and WebTV! ...would be the exact opposite of this one! WebTV wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the "TV" part. AOLTV wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the "TV" part or the "AOL" part. I can't wait to see Ben Stiller's commercials for this new service. "...AND REMEMBER, AOLTV IS AN ANAGRAM OF VOLTA!" -- K. I wonder if their customers will post from @aol.com or @aoltv.com. It would be kind of neat to have two tiers of AOL customers for the snobs to avoid, because then at a certain point the _regular_ AOL customers would start looking down their noses at the aoltv.com people...