Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: worrisome commercial #20001014a. Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2000 07:21:21 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com It's an ad for a CapitalOne Visa card, which implies that using their brand of sixteen-digit number is less likely to have your credit card stolen over the Internet than if you had typed a different brand of sixteen-digit number, and how if you use another brand of sixteen-digit number you'll be sent cheese logs against your will: "There's a typo on your order form! A backslash where your colon should be!" Poor Spot! He had a backslash where his colon should be! He was rushed to the hospital but died of a prolapsed backslash hanging out his asterisk. -- K. The three rules of making fun of the Internet on TV: 1.) Anything is funny if you put "DOT-COM!!!" after it. 2.) The word "backslash" is even funnier than "DOT-COM!!!" 3.) Every Web site has a picture of the disembodied head of the guy who runs it at top left. And he wears GLASSES!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: worrisome commercial #20001014a. Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2000 05:50:18 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Leah Verre (leahv@seanet.com) wrote: > > James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote: > > > > "There's a typo on your order form! A backslash where your colon > > should be!" > > I just saw this commercial about ten minutes ago, and am wondering why > you didn't point out the gratuitous usage of the term "cyberized". Because I am not allowed to talk about cyberization as I have taken the oath of the elite Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad. We cruise the International Meganet dealing with computer viruses by kicking them until they bleed red pixels. All the while teaching children valuable moral lessons such as: ALWAYS BUY MORE TOYS. NEVER STOP BUYING MORE TOYS. HAIM SABAN FOR PRESIDENT. > I think the ad wizard who came up with that term is going to get > punched in the face. I hope. He's going to get fisterized! > Also, since we're complaining about ads, I'd like to point out the > stupidity that is "turby twist". A stupid small towlette one is > supposed to wear over one's head after showering, in place of the more > common "towel". Listen here ... Turby Twist is for wimps. I have > personally worn up to 60 lbs. of terrycloth on my head at one time. > And the amount of wet hair I once posessed was close to 60 lbs as > well. I wore 120 lbs of PURE hair and towel on my noggin after > showering; which is why I have the neck and shoulders of a mountain > gorilla. Yes, well, the Turby Twist may be turbototally turbozotic in concept, but it ain't a tenth as turbotarded as new Socks In A Drum! Socks In A Drum! Over six hundred fifty socks in one convenient package! Socks In A Drum! Our convenient economy size saves you two cents a sock! Socks In A Drum! You'll probably never run out, but when you do, buy new Socks In A Drum Refills! Okay, it's not a real product, except in the sense that I'm talking about it on the Internet, and in *MY* world, that makes it just as real as the Veveteen Rabbit. -- K. Summon the Superhuman Samurai Velveteen Rabbit Squad! And the Squinty SeaQuest Silly String Scientologists! ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: The secret meaning of Dirty Frank. Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2000 09:17:35 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Sure, everyone knows that Dirty Frank is television's most popular wacky filthy homeless hand puppet on a minor mid-seventies TV show produced by hippies at or around Harvard University. But did you know that "Dirty Frank" is ALSO the title of a song by some band I've never heard of called Pearl Jam? From a Web page at http://www.seattle-schindig.com/articles/true_stories/marc_mcneedy.htm : -> Marc McNeedy's thoughts on Dirty Frank... -> -> ÊÊÊÊÊMost people believ this song to be written about P.J.'s bus driver -> on the red hot chili peppers tour but... I have been led to believe -> that Dirty Frank is actually based upon the life of [name redacted] -> Frank grew up in Irvington, NY and led his life sleeping on the steps -> of the local pizzaeria, while collecting the heads of little boys and -> girls. I might be wrong, but I'm willing to stake my reputation on it! -> -> - Marc McNeedy Which just proves my theory, PEOPLE TOO STUPID TO HAVE EVER HEARD OF JEFFREY DAHMER LIKE ROCK'N'ROLL TOO. [actual lyrics of "Dirty Frank"] <> Dirty Frank Dahmer, he's a gourmet cook, yeah <> I got a recipe for insane soup, yeah <> Wanted a pass, so she relaxed... <> Now the little groupie's getting chopped up in the back <> I Got a cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients To sum up, 1. Some wacky hippies got really high and accidentally made a children's TV show about a homeless puppet named "Dirty Frank". 2. Pearl Jam recorded a song titled "Dirty Frank" with lyrics which explicity refer to him as Jeff Dahmer, through the use of the name "Dahmer" in the lyrics about Jeff Dahmer. 3. Some bozo named Marc McNeedy didn't get it. 4. Dirty Frank is on my TV right now dressed as Emperor Caligula. But it's okay because it's only an episode from the seventies, taped twenty years before he went on his murderous rampage! You people may have no idea what I'm talking about. That's okay. Just remember that the next time a filthy puppet made out of rotting foam rubber tries to teach you a lesson about nutrition, RUN AWAY! -- K. I hear he pushed all dose people into da biggest hot dog machine in da woild! ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,soc.libraries.talk From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: A commercial I just saw -- I swear I am not making this up. Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 00:50:52 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology I was just watching "Freaks and Geeks" on Fox Family Channel -- the episode where Neil becomes obsessed with his ventriloquist dummy ("It's not a dummy! It's a figure! Dummies are the ones that call them dummies!") and a commercial came on with Boston's Mayor Menino being interviewed as he actually sat in a chair in the library. They asked him to compare the Boston Public Library to New York's. At the end of the commercial they showed the slogan full-screen: "BOSTON PUBLIC LIBRARY. OUR LIBRARY CAN BEAT UP THEIR LIBRARY!" Can't someone stop Don Saklad before he kills again? -- K. Lee Harvey Oswald: Texas Book Depository. Don Saklad: Boston Public Library. Makes you think, doesn't it? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: soc.history,talk.politics.theory,sci.psychology.misc,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Leela or Romana (Dr. Who) or Gore or Bush Re: names as political assets: Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 02:16:22 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.sci.physics.plutonium In what may be the most important message ever posted to soc.history, talk.politics.theory, and sci.psychology.misc, Archimedes Plutonium (arc_plutonium@hotmail.com) wrote: > > I notice on the Doctor Who shows of a predilection of the Doctor in > having a female time traveler to accompany him. GENIUS, ladies and gentlemen, GENIUS!!! Arch, I take it you've never encountered "The Avengers". > This is the third female the good Doctor has accompanied. And as of > October 2000 the Doctor is accompanied by Romana. Yes, and people have just stopped wearing bell-bottoms and big sideburns and wide lapels. I hate to spoil the surprise for you, but Romana let the show around twenty years ago. (I can't wait to hear what crazy new "theories" he cooks up after he sees the episodes about Logopolis, the planet where people who wear pie crusts in their hair change the laws of physics by thinking about math instead of scraping the pie crusts off their heads.) > [...] > > And on November 7, us Yanks have a choice (I prefer yanks to USAers as a > name) between Gore and Bush. I am voting for Gore because I believe our > political system works the best in "gridlock congress > to president". > > So, my mind made up about my political vote. But my mind is not made up > about whether I would vote for Leela or vote for Romana. > > Which would you vote for? Leela or Romana? Do you mean the first Romana or the second Romana? Oh, wait, these are brand-new episode of "Doctor Who" you're watching, not the ones from the early eighties made before they switched Romanas and then Tom Baker quit the show to marry Romana and he fell off Jodrell Bank and died while 3/4 of the Universe was destroyed but not all of it so next week they forgot all about it and the series was renamed "All Creatures Great And Small" but then Tom Baker came back but he'd already been on the show before so he used his nickname, Colin Baker, but then he got all Irish for a while and fell down even more often than before, that was when the Doctor had a drinking problem, but then he got killed in a drive-by shooting in L.A. and the people who made NBC's "seaQuest DSV" made a really bad TV-movie about it and the continuity was ruined. I apologize for spoiling all of the surprises in the next ten seasons for you but it's my social responsibility to keep you from enjoying "Doctor Who" in the science newsgroups. Also, there were more than three female companions up to that point. On the order of about fifteen. I think you missed a few episodes between Kennedy and Reagan. > What I liked about Leela was her running around in sort of a cavewoman > garb where I could see the curves of her thighs and backside whilst the > good Doctor was talking about some science gobbledygook. Hey, Arch, you should have a sexy cavewoman running around while you do that. Except that there's no science in your gobbledygook. > But now the good Doctor has Romana accompanying him. What I like about > Romana is her intellect plus pretty face. So, which would I vote for, > Leela or Romana? > Well, I like Leela's curves but I like Romana's intellect. You're right, it's impossible to decide which fictional character from a British TV show created for children in the 1960s should be President of the United States because it's just as important for the President to have big boobs as it is for her to be intelligent. > I suppose if it came down to it, I would vote for Romana because sex is > only a short time deal whereas the intellect is an ongoing and long time > deal. Um, Arch, you do realize that YOU are not allowed to have sex with the President, right? It's in the Constitution. Article 57, "Congrefs fhall make no law to permit mad fcientifts to have fex with the Prefident." Of course, they're really just curly "s"s and not real "f"s, but I wanted to write it in a way you could understand as I'm sure you're familiar with Benny Hill's "Fad-Eyed Fal" routine. > So, I would give up Leela's curves and opt for Romana because > combining of intellect is more important in a long term relationship > than the short term sex ecstasy of say a Leela. I would vote for Romana. Golly gee, Batman, now hurry up and solve that whole "What would happen if Kirk got into a fight with Picard while Superman had sex with Jesus?" debate for us. -- K. I hate to think what would happen if Archie ever saw Truman Bradley's show. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Wild E. Cyote, supper genius! Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 03:13:42 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology Wow! I didn't have time to read sci.physics for a week, and when I got around to it, I discovered that our old friend, Wild E. "Cyote" [his spelling] the supergenius had returned! And the spelling of his name's gotten even more deformed! Now not only is an "o" missing, but it's got several extra letters! Dear Wild, I hope you don't mind if I comment on several of your ramblings at the same time. It seems to make sense to pile them all up in one place. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 1> 1> 1> [...] 1> 1> WANNA BULD A FREAKING UFO? 1> Are you afraid ailians ? Now seriously let me ask all of you .. You sill 1> dont understand gravity 1> yes or no ? Do you think space is empty ? 1> If space is not empty and light is conducted and its speed consistant 1> then the presure of space is consistant. Then god is still creating it 1> athe same rate. Electrons are exspanding and recreated to maintain the 1> presure of space. 1> Elecrtons are everywhere and are gods active force. Wouldnt an alian 1> able to construct a UFO just tell you you have it ass backwards. 1> So many exsamples on earth. Yet your planet of briliant people cant 1> make 80 million PSI. Not even 1 mil psi. 1> Your just a slim diferant from eart 4000 years ago. What could you 1> learn from smeone more advanced than you.? Your history indicates youd 1> cut off his damd head !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1> You would nail him to a cross and complain about his spelling. !!!!!! So your whole theory boils down to an assertion that Jesus was as dumb as you? You might want to learn to spell words like "electron", "build", and "damned" if you want to be a serious scientist. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 2> 2> Thats what I exspect from idiots that can spell but cant handle science. 2> YOU MORONS DONT 2> 1 use your fat heads 2> 2 the topic is physics 2> 3 You dont understand gravity 2> 4 Acting like kids wont get you any free rent here All hail Wild E Cyote, the landlord of the Internet! 2> Do any of you morons discuss physics ??? 2> Your a bunch of dumbasses that dont impress me. 4 years in english and 2> you want to compair it with intelgents. 2> Now what do your think >>>> if electrons apear and exspand ....Now 2> thats all you know about an electron ....What dose kenetic energy 2> stored in motion look like to the patern of electrons timeing. The 2> electron is created in space without matter its rithem conducts 2> vibrations without afecting the timing of the patern. 2> But motion of objects afect the patern. 2> As the nucleus vibrates it eliminates some space. As it moves as an 2> ouect im motion its vibration is cuting a hole in space in front of it 2> biger than behind it . Its making gravity by fibrating and making 2> gravity when in motion and falling into it is knonetic energy. I do believe that was Newton's Unfinished Law. "An ouect im motion's fibration makes knoetic energy biger." Also, I will not comment that your object should contain a BJ for U. 2> [...] 2> 2> If Einsien was any good in quantom physics 2> he could have dicribed what he saw and failed to exsplain. Yeah! That bozo Einsein couldn't even spell his own name right! 2> [...] 2> 2> But now after space is paservated from energy to nothingness ouside the 2> universe no more mater is created . The ep bilds up inside the baloon of 2> 134 elements. You can still find chunks of iron from the wall of the 2> baloon before the big ballon shaterd at gods word. Balloon walls? I take it that in addition to living in a place with soft cushy balloon walls, they also make you wear a wraparound sweater, right? Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 3> 3> Can your culture withstand te shock of free energy and propusion . 3> 1 they are lost .....and big headed about it 3> 2 they couldnt fix a toaster oven. 3> 3 they ignore leality in fear it could interfear with thier life styal. 3> 4 are irisponsible to the advancement of thier society. How can I be ignoring leality when I don't even know what it is? 3> Solution......... 3> evidence 3> 1 dont say what they mean 3> 2 dont mean what they say 3> 3 use anger and childness and ridicule to hide the fact they 3> are stupid 3> 4 they are standing just one step into intelect ready to jump 3> back to self child if any thret of intelect apears. 3> Condition of human nature known as 3> ASSHOLEISEM yes my friend I my have baged you all as assholes from the 3> start. 3> How can you discus physics with an asshole. ? Oh, is that what you were doing? I thought you were just farting with your mouth. 3> Can an asshole colect new data from exsperiments? 3> Dose interferance between yur inter older brain and your outer 3> programed brain not conect. No this looks like a case of assholisem to 3> me. I think they use the proppang of asholisem to make thier adictions 3> relivent and nessasary. They use childish antidote because they are 3> afraid to let go of something. A sence of loss with change. You people 3> are funny. Proppangs of asholisems are always funny! AND STOP PROPPANG MY BALLOON WALLS! Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 4> 4> No On the kwic mart ! 4> I just got back from a world ture on the 138 foot sail boat. A mansion 4> aflote with a 60 ton cargo aria ,8 large bedrooms with baths and way to 4> much to list of a boat built in 1890 of steel. 4> I rebuilt the boat high tect and old. I by lumber in the us an garage 4> sale the world till I have 60 tons of stuff . By the time I get to NY 4> usa Its all gone in two days. I get hardwoods in the usa for 20 cents a 4> foot and sell off the boat for 14 dolars a foot. 80 tons at a time. Then 4> on the back trip the gs stuff im making $ 25 on a dolar. Last load of 4> wood made 750000 dolars and the last auction made 3.2 milion. Thats 4> beter than fishing. Im back to my loog house on te lake till aipril then 4> aound the world on another adventure. I got the boat for 20 thou and put 4> 150 into it. Now I have added web tv to the world aflote. In 3 months of 4> the year I work on my diomond maker and exsperiment with the things I 4> harden with compresions over 88 milion psi . Diamonds are the clear 4> state of carbin at 1.4mpsi. The clear state of steel is 35mpsi. 4> The clear steel has no friction on its axal.And it is a superconductor 4> at any temp. Its so hard nothing known will change its shape or state. 4> you can spin it with laser beams faster and faster wile it sits on a 4> table. No friction. 4> You can spin it on a crude bolt with lasers so fast over years of 4> excelaration it lowers the presure of space. This hundred-and-ten-year-old ironclad sailing vessel on which you live doesn't happen to be berthed at a private island owned by the Plutonium Atom Foundation, does it? If so, you better not make a late payment on your fees or their imaginary lawyers will hit you with so many imaginary lawsuits you'll have to remove your imaginary boat from the imaginary island in imaginary disgrace! Also please tell us more about your giant boat made out of clear steel with a super-powerful WebTV on board, and how you like to spin your boat on a bolt while hopping on Pop and eating green eggs and ham. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 5> 5> Befor your spazz atac could you please give us your best gravity 5> discripion of gravity. Waah! I don't want to have to have a spazz atac after I give you my gravity discripion of gravity! Stop forcing me to have spazz atacs against my will! And stop misspelling "description of gravy"! 5> Show the auther of the origenal post The theory of everything see was 5> wrong with evidence in science not a name calling contest you assholes 5> spew every time uoy dont understand something. The post said something 5> in the way of a vision the person could allmost see but couldnt 5> discribe. Eienstien could see iit but couldnt discribe it. The post saw 5> the universe just like Einstien did . I think you're confusing Old MacDonald with E-i-e-i-o-n-s-t-e-i-e-i-o-n. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 6> 6> The strong and week force is stupid and so are gravitrons. In a battle of wits between you and the gravitron, my money's on the 'tron. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 7> 7> Wieghts falling into the low is the displacement for gravitational 7> propulsion. 7> Nowwould you like to make dimonds or clear steel or how about a UFO. 7> ALIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO Do you mean Woody Alian or Alian Gonzalez? I think they're both people, although I'm not sure which one is funnier these days. Wild-E-Cyoteeee@webtv.net wrote: 8> 8> Rockets and shoes ...ok 8> Gravity must obey the lawsog physics too like the rocket. Befor an 8> object can move more force must be on one side than the other. 8> You are pushed down so there is more of something above and less below. 8> In th rocket youpushed aganst the flore resisting momentum. The 8> resistor is in front of you. 8> The flore is oposet the force of your feet. 8> If all space exspands at one rate ten where mater takes up space less 8> space can exspand . 8> Say a baloon in water had 90 psi at its top and 100 psi at the botom. 8> Its being pushed up having more force below it than above. 8> Gravity is a push down. There is more force on one side than the other. 8> Your displaced t the lowest presure. 8> And about my spelling .....in your face!!!! That was spelling? Please stop spelling in my face. My face is not the appropriate scaffolding to use to prop up your fragile Dadaist conglomerations of letters such as "lawsog". -- K. It pays to increase your word power. New vocabulary I learned from those quotations: adictions afect afecting aflote aganst ailians aipril alian ALIANS allmost aound apear apears asholisem ASSHOLEISEM assholisem atac athe auther axal baged ballon baloon Befor beter biger bilds botom briliant BULD carbin colect compair compresions conect consistant couldnt damd dicribed diferant dimonds diomond discribe discripion dolar dolars DONT dont eart Eienstien Einsien Einstien Elecrtons excelaration exsamples exspand exspanding exspands exspect exsperiment exsperiments exsplain fibrating flore iit Im im intelect intelgents interferance irisponsible kenetic knonetic kwic lawsog leality loog milion nessasary Nowwould oposet origenal ouect ouside paservated patern programed proppang propusion quantom relivent rithem sence shaterd smeone spazz styal te tect th thier thret timeing ture uoy Wieghts Wouldnt youd youpushed yur ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: Re: Sell Pampkin Seeds Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 03:27:24 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com In sci.agriculture.ratites, "Rassia" (anz@tsr.ru) wrote: > > Sell Pampkin Seeds. > From Russia. > price: 1,5$-kg. > package: sack - 30 kg > e-mail: anz@tsr.ru I always wondered what a ratite was. Now I know. It's a pampkin. -- K. I believe they're made by Kotex. ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: The ketchup that wouldn't die! Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 04:18:07 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com It's baaaaaack! They're still trying to get green ketchup into the mouths of impressionable youths! l'AFP wrote: > > PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania, Oct 17 (AFP) - US food manufacturer > Heinz on Tuesday launched a green version of its famous tomato > ketchup onto the US market. > The bright red ketchup bottle which featured in the work of > artist Andy Warhol, may be an icon to some adults. Yes, but so's Mr. Yuk. > But green tomato ketchup will appeal to children's sense of fun, > Heinz believes. Not as much as blue ketchup would. Or how about ketchup that shot fireworks into the air constantly and kept insulting your parents? THAT would appeal to kids! > The company's soundings found children selected green as their > preferred colour for the product. Yes, because KIDS ARE STUPID! > The new ketchup, marketed under the name EZ Squirt, will come in a bottle [cue wacky clown music at double speed for five minutes while the words "WHY DOES E.Z. SQUIRT COME IN A BOTTLE?" flash on the screen in shimmering psychedelic letters and Goldie Hawn dances the frug with flowers drawn on her belly in green ketchup.] > specially designed for smaller hands. [ditto] > The Pittsburgh-based food giant said children account for about > 140,000 tonnes of ketchup consumed in the United States annually, or > about half of the total. > "Ketchup is particularly important for kids," said Casey Keller, > managing director of the ketchups and sauces division at Heinz North > America in a statement. > "It's what makes a lot of other food acceptable to them." What can I put on green squeezable ketchup to make it acceptable to me? -- K. Maybe a sticker which says "WE DO NOT MAKE THIS BY FEEDING BOOBERRY TO CAGED MONKEYS"? ----------------------------------------------------- Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology From: James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) Subject: update on the poor helpless pornographic mice Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 06:01:20 GMT Organization: http://www.kibo.com Following up on a news item I know you folks have been tracking for a couple years... [seen on WashingtonPost.com] -> -> Politics -> By Ben White -> Sunday, October 22, 2000; Page A18 -> -> Drop in on most House races this year and you will encounter a familiar -> set of issues: prescription drugs, education, Social Security. But head -> down to Georgia's 7th District in suburban Atlanta, home to fiery -> Republican Rep. Robert L. Barr Jr., and you will find a far more -> unsettling matter under discussion: Internet animal pornography. It's good that it's under discussion. In the rest of the country, the legislators simply have porn under examination. -> The controversy began last October when Barr vocally opposed a federal ban -> on the sale of videos depicting animal cruelty. The measure, which passed -> overwhelmingly, was targeted at the online trade in "crush" videos, films -> depicting small animals stomped underfoot by women in high heels. I'm starting to think we've reached the point where there are now more articles about crush videos than there are crush videos. Unfortunately, the same is true of "Survivor". Also, if I recall correctly, the case which started this whole affair did not have just women wearing the high heels. I remember it being mentioned that the filmmaker wore the high heels in some of his videos. Like Ed Wood did, except I don't think that "Mystery Science Theater 3000" could make these videos fun to watch. -> Barr said such videos already are banned under state law and required no -> new federal regulation. Supporters of the bill said the videos are often -> sold on the Internet, to which state laws do not always apply. Yes, there should be federal legislation to stop THAT ONE GUY. -> Last week, Humane USA, a political action committee affiliated with the -> Humane Society, bought $10,000 worth of time on Atlanta cable stations to -> air an ad criticizing Barr on the issue. The ad includes a snippet of a -> crush video in which a hamster nuzzles up against a woman's high heel. "I wasn't crushing him! I was nuzzling him with my foot!" -- Crush Callback, Man Of Memory -> Atlanta cable stations refused to air the ad, saying viewers might find it -> offensive. At least one cable station also received a letter from National -> Republican Congressional Committee general counsel Donald F. McGahn that -> said running the ad might violate federal law. Which federal law exactly? -> The very one Barr opposed. -> -> "By continuing to air this ad, your network is placing footage of animal -> cruelty in interstate commerce, which appears to be illegal," the letter -> states. "As such, you may be held criminally liable." -> -> Reg Griffin, spokesman for AT&T Broadband, the largest cable provider in -> the district, said the ad was pulled for taste reasons, not because of the -> NRCC letter. Yeah, those hamsters taste terrible after you get them dirty by walking on them! -> Wayne Pacelle, chairman of Humane USA, took a different view, saying the -> ad showed no cruelty. Barr "rightly recognized that he made a bad -> political mistake in supporting animal pornography GENIUS!!! When it comes to p*rn, Barr is a FUCKING GENIUS!!! -> and it is a heavy-handed tactic for him and the NRCC to try and quash -> advertising that is factually accurate." Where can I buy videos of Bob Barr quashing ads while wearing high heels? -- K. He'd be out of office SO fast if only hamsters could vote!