From:         James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com)
Newsgroups:   alt.religion.kibology
Subject:      Proof that I've been on the Internet too much.
Date:         Mon, 16 Jun 2003 03:32:48 -0400

Today my TiVo recommended an episode of TLC's "Amazing Machines"
(a series about stock footage of giant construction equipment that,
sadly, never goes out of control on camera.)  The on-screen guide said
one of the segments was on "tunnelling-machine pros", and for a second
I thought the blurry little letters said "tunnelling-machine pron".

So now I have to write this:


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*                                                                          *
*  WELC0ME 2 ASSTERISK D0T C0M Y0U"RE S0ARCE 4 XXXXXXXXX-RATED DIRTEY STUFF ...
*                                                                          *
*                 MANLY STUDBUFFET & THE TUNELLLING-MACHINE                *
*                             A PR0N STOREY !!!                            *
*                             0N THE INTERNET !!!                          *
*                          BY ER0TIC BIFF !!!!!!1                          *
*                                                                          *
*   manly Studbuffet peereed into the gapping maw of the erotical          *
*   Tunelling-Machine .Wow what an Opening He said..guess I better         *
*   stick somthing in their!!Ow that hurts he said the End.                *
*                                                                          *
*    To be continued ,,,                                                   *
*                                                                          *
*   p.s.  it was Illegal to read this Story if you are not I8 years old!   *
*                                                                          *
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                                    -- K.

                                       Also, in unrelated news from the
                                       opposite end of the spectrum of
                                       the size of metallic objects, I
                                       have a rat-tail file which has no
                                       inherent odor, and I have some
                                       bronze which has no inherent odor,
                                       but when I use the file on the
                                       bronze it smells like cheese.

                                       How, chemically, can metal plus
                                       metal equal stinky parmesan?