Scientific Questionairre
to help us determine:
WHAT IS KIBOLOGY?


By participating in this survey, you are providing valuable scientific data which will be collected, analyzed, and sifted to determine just what the heck this "Kibology" business is. All I ask is a few minutes of your time to answer this small number of questions (86). Future generations look to you for the answer to the question, "What Is Kibology?"

(Results of this study, and in-depth commentary, will be posted here after I have collected data from a few hundred people.)

All you have to do is, for each item below, say whether it feels Kibological or not. It's your call; we want to know what you think Kibologicalness involves. You may skip any questions that you are not smart enough to answer.




Kibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Xibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a steamroller
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a birthday cake
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a steamroller running over a birthday cake
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a birthday cake running over a steamroller
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a birthday cake with eyes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

psychotic postal workers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

sane postal workers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Silly Putty
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

William Shatner
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

William Shatner's hair
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Martin Landau
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Barbara Bain
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Pee-wee Herman
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Dan Rather
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Ben Smith
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Fonzie
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Potsie
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Jesus Christ
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Jesus H. Christ
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Chuck E. Cheese
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Chuck H. Cheese
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that goes "glop" when dropped
(such as refried beans, stewed tomatoes)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that goes "crunch" when dropped
(such as potato chips, peanut brittle)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that goes "thud" when dropped
(such as halvah, fresh brownies)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that does all three
(such as ice cream cones, pizza, chimichangas)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that bounces when dropped
(such as scrambled eggs)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that blows away
(such as cotton candy)
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that tastes good
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

food that tastes bad
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

McDonalds milkshakes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Dairy Queen milkshakes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

durian milkshakes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

deathmatches between highly skilled opponents
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

deathmatches between inept amateurs
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

deathmatches between inanimate objects
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

cats
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

dogs
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Spot
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

"Mr. Yuk" stickers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

"Drink Me" stickers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

pants
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

no pants
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

shorts
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

underwear
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

galoshes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

gas masks
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

video walls
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

padded walls
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

spiked walls that crush things
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

fluffy pink marshmallow Peeps
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

baby chickens with pink feather fungus
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

electric stoves
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

gas stoves
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

microwave ovens
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

New York
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

L.A.
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Cleveland
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Moscow
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Schenectady
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Bill Clinton
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Richard Nixon
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a wacky robot
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

an industrial robot
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

a wacky chimp
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

an industrial chimp
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

slow motion
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

fast motion
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "nougat"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "beable"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "doidy"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "logic"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "nudibranch"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "cardboard"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the concept "cardboard"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the concept of the concept of cardboard
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the planet Neptune
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the Universe
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

you
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

other people
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological




ESSAYS:

Describe a Kibological ritual you perform in public.

Describe a Kibological ritual you perform when nobody can see you.

Name some Kibological celebrities.

If you could push a button that would eliminate one concept forever, what concept would you remove?

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