ANOTHER
Scientific Questionairre
to help us determine:
WHAT IS KIBOLOGY?


By participating in this survey, you are providing valuable scientific data which will be collected, analyzed, and sifted to determine just what the heck this "Kibology" business is. All I ask is a few minutes of your time to answer this small number of questions (86). Future generations look to you for the answer to the question, "What Is Kibology?"

(Results of this follow-upstudy, and in-depth commentary, will be posted here after I have collected data from a few hundred people.)

All you have to do is, for each item below, say whether it feels Kibological or not. It's your call; we want to know what you think Kibologicalness involves. You may skip any questions that you are not smart enough to answer.

As a reward for participating in this survey, you will be entitled to see the results and analysis of the previous survey the moment you complete this form!



Kibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Xibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Spot's life
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Spot's death
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Spot's fleas
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Captain Kirk
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

William Shatner
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Captain Kirk's evil twin
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

William Shatner's evil twin
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

William Shatner's hair
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo's evil twin
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo's hair
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

The Spice Girls
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

"Knight Rider"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

"Teletubbies"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

"Murphy Brown"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Hitler
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Emperor Norton
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Emperor Kibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Emperor Murphy Brown
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Pez
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mentos
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Orbitz
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Zima
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Olestra
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Spam
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the devil
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

deviled Spam
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Orange Julius
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Gray Julius
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Taco Bell
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Burger King
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Burger Bell
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Henry Winkler
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Fonzie
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Dick Strip
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Curious George
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Microphone
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Spatula
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

funny noises
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

rude noises
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

dolphin noises
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

construction workers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

scuba divers
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Batman
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Robin
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Batgirl
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

BatKibo
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Potato Head's eyes
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Potato Head's nose
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Potato Head's mouth
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Potato Head's brain
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Microsoft Windows
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mac OS
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

UNIX
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Puzz 3-D
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Soylent Green
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Soylent Julius
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Conan O'Brien
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Jay Leno
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Mr. Lifto
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Bozo The Clown
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Bozo The Podiatrist
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Chinese food
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

American food
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Alien food
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the sound "PLOP"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the sound "KA-PLOP"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the sound "KA"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the sound "ZOWIE"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the thing that goes "ZOWIE"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "kazoos"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "kazooz"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "kazoozoozoozoo"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the word "the"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the letter "A"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the letter "B"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the letter "C"
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Pac-Man
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

lava lamps
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

mood rings
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

swallowing goldfish
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Hanna-Barbera cartoons
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Disney cartoons
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

unnecessary surgery
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

necessary surgery
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

mandatory surgery
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo's serious side
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo's silly side
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo beating up Superman
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo getting beat up by Superman
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo beating up Desi Arnaz Jr.
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo beating up Desi Arnaz Jr. again
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo wearing a gas mask
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo wearing a monk's robe
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo wearing Hitler's socks
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo nude
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

Kibo with a paper bag over his head
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

your mama
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological

the most Kibological thing in the Universe
 Anti-Kibological     Not Kibological     Kibological     Very Kibological



ESSAYS:

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