Kibo's Virtual Reality Tour: Signs

HUH?

Kibo says:

Sometimes signs help you when you're lost. Sometimes signs help you and then you get lost. Sometimes signs should get lost.

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Can I get the whole mall for $99?

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So keep your lips off the floor.

(New England School of English, Harvard Square Garage Mall)

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This is conceptually worrisome in more ways than one.

(Sears.)

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Dammit, I can never cross this highway without running into these swarms of black dots. I hate living in SimCity.

(Downtown.)

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I'm wondering, do they inject silicone into them, or just give you a magnifying mirror?

(Body Shop.)