Kibo's Virtual Reality Tour: Signs

HUH?

Kibo says:

Sometimes signs help you when you're lost. Sometimes signs help you and then you get lost. Sometimes signs should get lost.




Entire Store $14.99

Can I get the whole mall for $99?




English is the only language permitted on the third floor

So keep your lips off the floor.

(New England School of English, Harvard Square Garage Mall)




All bakeware on sale excludes exceptional values

This is conceptually worrisome in more ways than one.

(Sears.)




WATCH FOR SYMS

Dammit, I can never cross this highway without running into these swarms of black dots. I hate living in SimCity.

(Downtown.)




NO ZIT IS TOO BIG

I'm wondering, do they inject silicone into them, or just give you a magnifying mirror?

(Body Shop.)




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