Kibo's Virtual Reality Tour: Signs

SPELLING ABONIMATIONS

Kibo says:

These are sines from the Boston aria which ofennded me for some raisin.




BIG MANS

Me am big mans. Me like K-Mart. It am classy.

(K-Mart, South Bay Plaza)




Granola Bars, Cereal, Formular, Baby Food

In the suburbs, they spell like they talk. There oughta be a lar.

(Omni Foods supermarket, Newton. It's more of a Brockton accent, though.)




SERVICE DEPARTMENT AVAILABE HERE!

SPELL CHEKER FOR SALE !!!!!!

Note the last line.

(True Value hardware store, Back Bay.)




The pig is sqealing !!

The Squealing Pig, a pub behind my apartment building, got their sign at True Value.

Remember, kids: "Q" is always followed by "U". You can learn more on the Internet in the Spelling FAQU.

As to the calligraphy... no comment.




Due to a Computer Era...

Star Market's computers suffer from The Pliocene Era Bug!

(Star Market, Prudential Center. Written on a 3x5" card.)




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